My Life in Canadian Television

Ever wonder how much your life has been affected by Canadian TV? I know I have, as I am a loser who wonders about such things. Maybe it's affected you so much that you belong on one of the great tv shows that came out of the true north, strong and free (aka: Canada).

My friends are:

at school
guys
hilarious
the animals of the forest
puppets
there's too many problems in the world to have friends


If I could go back to any of these times, I'd chose:

the early 80's
the late 80's
the 60's
the 70's
the 90's
always stay in the present


I wear:

fur
costumes
plaid
a sack
Armani
the raddest threads of the 80's
the same thing every damn day!


My greatest enemy is:

corporations
smugglers/drug dealers
the changing times
damn monkeys!
mullets
an ardvark
hair loss


When I go to the store, I tend to buy:

whatever is at the lowest price, as I am a cautious consumer
dog food
toys
anything made of denim
strictly peanut butter and soda
new reels
why buy stuff when you can make it yourself?
human components for 87 cents


I am:

tall
a drifter
balding
mental
technically outside
getting into gear


In my spare time, I like to:

draw
play in my band
fix things
solve mysteries
play hockey
read
write


I would describe my house as:

"cozy"
a bit tree-ish
a pit of ultimate darkness
a cabin
up to code
a place where I wake up in the morning and shake the feeling: I gotta face a day of school...
non-existant


My favorite animal is:

dog
bear
chicken
fish
snake
one's that haven't mauled any children in Alberta earlier today
mounted to the wall


And finally, pick the line that best suits your look on life.

"I'm looking for a place where I'll fit in"
"If you're happy and you know it..."
"It is autumn."
"Dun dun dunnn!"
"Quiet, peaceful, serene."
"Look up!"
"Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down."
"Nobody likes us; everybody hates us; lets just go eat worms."
um... a 9th option....