However, lately (as in the past year or so) the forum fell into disuse and pretty much became a place of Spam-Bots to make ridiculous posts (most of which werent even funny). So, I decided to get rid of the forum, once and for all. It had a good run once, but now is no longer that once.
However, there was some good stuff on there. Here then is the best of the forum, at least from a quick glance perspective. Enjoy!
"Billy Lost His Glasses" (a sentence at a time story)
Once upon a time there was a leopard named Billy.
He was a feisty little guy with a knack for getting into trouble.
He woke up one day and decided to head out to the local butcher's.
It was then that Billy noticed he was on fire.
It took him so long to realize because he couldnt see the fire - he could just smell it.
He just walked along wondering what that smell was.
But when he noticed, oh man did he ever notice.
He figured the best thing to do would be to consult his friend Gerry the goat who was a
phsycaiatrist. (or something like that)
Gerry insisted on the tried and true method of 'stop, drop, and roll.'
"But, what will that do?" asked Billy.
"Put the fire out ya retard," replied his friend as politely as possible.
After he did the stopping, dropping, and rolling - thus putting out the fire - Billy began to wonder
why it was that he couldn't see.
"Wait a second," he exclaimed.
"Where the hell did my glasses go?!"
Billy realised that his "suposed" friend Gerry must have stolen them.
Little did Billy know, Gerry did not steal his glasses, it was Surly the Sorcerer Skunk who was
putting a hex on them at this very moment.
Surly was upset because he coudl never see properly, yet his parents didn't like him, so they
never bothered to get him glasses.
"How can you steal my glasses, Gerry?" Billy asked accusingly.
Gerry was quite taken aback by this comment, considering he hadn't stolen Billy's glasses in
months.
"Is this the thanks I get from saving you from certain death!?" exclaimed Gerry in disbelief.
Bill remembered Certain Death - a metal band from Ohio.
He remembered that concert all too well and the mosh pit that almost destroyed him if it weren't
for Gerry.
It reminded him: metal isn't for everyone, which reminded him again that his metal-framed
glasses were missing.
Billy frantically tried to recall where he last wore his glasses.
Then he realized...his glasses have been broken for TEN YEARS!
There was only one man who could help him now: Doctor Emitt Brown!
Only one person knew how to contact Dr. Brown and the was Dr. Marty McFly
Bidding Gerry farewell, Billy headed down to the bus-depot to catch the next bus to Hill
Valley.
As Billy walked away, Gerry pulled out a cell phone to make an important call.
"Hello commissioner," Batman answered when the Batphone rang.
"Batman", Gerry responded, "we have got a problem"
"Is it a big problem, or a little problem?" asked the Dark Knight.
"It is a TIME problem" Gerry answered.
"What exactly are we dealing with here, commissioner?" asked Batman.
"We need to find Dr. Brown, and only Dr. McFly can find him," exclaimed Gerry.
"We will see what the Bat-computer can do" replied Batman.
"And by Bat-Computer," he added, "I mean my head."
"Understood," said Gerry "and keep me posted. Commisoner Out!"
With that, Gerry hung up his cell phone and began a search on his own.
Meanwhile, at the bus station, Billy got on a bus with Keanu Reeves.
Having never been allowed to see speed, Billy thought nothing of this other than "Whoa, that guy
knows Kung fu!"
Billy sat down, not noticing the doctorite diploma hanging above bus driver McFlys head.
And how would he have been able to notice them without his glasses.
It wasn't until the driver called "Next stop - Teen Wolf," that Bill recognized Dr. McFly.
"If only I had my glasses, I could have seen him earlier," Billy said to himself.
"Doctor McFLY! Doctor McFly!" Billy shouted.
This frightened the good doctor a bit (as there's supposed to be no speaking to teh bus driver
when it's in motion) and he swirved into oncoming traffic!
"Whoa!" Keanu exclaimed.
"We are all going to die" exlaimed a random bus passenger.
"Not if I can help it," exclaimed Keanu just before sticking his feet out the door and stopping the
bus Flintstone-style.
A silence fell over the bus, which was broken by Dr. McFly's voice, "...and he knows Kung
Fu."
And with a nod of his head, Keanu stepped off the bus and exploded into millions of little green
digits.
The bus passengers started to empty out of the bus when Billy realized that this area looked a bit
different, like it belonged in the past.
He read a sign which confirmed this suspicion: "Welcome to Beautiful Downtown 10 Years
Ago!"
Billy turned to the passenger beside him and asked, "The year... what is the year?"
"The year," he responded, "why, it's 10 years from when we left!"
Could it be, Bill thought, Dr. McFly has created a time travelling a bus that has coincedentally
brought them back ten years into the past, on the exact date he broke his glasses!
It could!
Billy looked around and after thanking Dr. McFly walked toward town; today would be his day
of destiny.
"Wow," thought Billy, "imagine the things I can see again that I haven't seen in 10 years!"
And, sadly, this is where the story ended. Nothing more will ever be known of the adventures of Billy, his missing glasses, or Dr. Marty McFly. Oh well.
I once bought this hollywood monster make up costume which took a long time too put on but
in the end it looked incredibly real. A lot of people wanted to take my picture.
This is also the story of the day I was popular.
- The Bullet
Okay, so once yer done re-working the CAPR site, and all the other equipment is working I
want you to re-construct the whole office out of legos. I feel it will really help the station
out.
- James, to Ben
On the other hand, that doesn't mean watching people hurt themselves isn't hilarious.
- Ben
Yeah, this is real high class... the Mexican Version of NASA sells jet packs on the internet...
- Doucette
I check all my favorouite web sites and post in the forums I go to, laughter and friendship is
always just a post away :)
- Dan
You bring the rest of the world together through hate. It's impressive really.
- Andrew
Aww James, you're just like a moderately-attractive-in-comparison-to-a-fatty girl!
- Erin
Secondly, I LOVED the episode of the Raccoons when Lisa smoked. It was particularly
touching in the Cyril Sneer department. :)
- Erin
When I saw that, unaware what Pokemon was at the time and only having seen that scene I said
to Dave who I was watching it with... Sweet Fuck that yellow mouse just blew up!
- Doucette
I think the battle scene between Sinbad and Arnold during the parade is comparable to the
action a christmas action movie such as Die Hard, but has that childhood christmas movie spirit
of Rudolph. Apparently I can tell you. It's a Christmas masterpiece.
- Jenny
Frasier: Sigmund freud's redefinition of sexual desire as mobile and directed towards a wide
variety of objects is cool; and his therapeutic technique, especially his understanding of
transference in the therapeutic relationship and the presumed value of dreams as sources of
insight into unconscious desires is definitely correct.
Niles crane: I disagree.
Frasier: Your a freud *laughter*
- Dan
Goodnight, sweet forum.