10. When it comes to Claymation, less is more. Don’t get me wrong, terrible Claymation is a vital part to any B-movie, but the fact that the little rat guy that started the whole thing is only in the film for about 8 seconds makes it all the more ridiculous and fun.
9. If you can’t kill a zombie or two (or three or four or five), keep them as house-guests. And I must say, Lionel was an excellent host.
8. Keep the ninja-priest zombie away from the nurse zombie. Not only will they have unprotected zombie-sex, they’ll let their dinner get cold!
7. Spend time with your zombie-baby by taking it for a walk in the park. I did some research, and apparently the only reason the park scene was made was because they had $45000 left over. It was definitely worth it.
6. If your zombie-baby gets out of hand, beat it up. The more public/brutal the better.
5. Zombie intestines are so cute! They’re totally going to be the Cabbage Patch Kid/Tickle Me Elmo/Furby of Christmas 2003.
4. The best way to kill zombies is with a lawnmower. Yes, Dead Alive is home to THE lawnmower scene.
3. If you’re trapped under a pile of dead zombies and can’t reach your lawnmower cord, simply use a severed zombie-hand to reach it. Apparently they still have grip.
2. There is such thing as a ninja-priest. If you think that’s great, wait till you hear his catch-phrase.
1. Possibly the best six words in the world…
