
Once upon a time I saw a movie called "Stuff Stephanie In the Incinerator."
It changed plot, cast, and film style three times in the first 20 minutes.
We - despite being fans of terrible movies - could not stomach it, and turned off "Stuff Stephanie In the Incinerator" at that point.
Ever since, "Stuff Stephanie In the Incinerator" was the low mark for movies.
All movies.
EVER.
Any movie that was badly made, or terribly acted, or had a plot that made no sense could always be made better by looking at the fact that "at least it wasn't 'Stuff Stephanie In the Incinerator'."
Well,
at least "Stuff Stephanie In the Incinerator" wasn't "Splice."