Things Skeletons Say When Nobody's Around

The humble skeleton has always been a silent yet necessary part of the Halloween season. Or has he...? Here we take a look at some startling evidence of skeleton chatter and basic insanity, as most of them are actually talking to themselves. I must warn you, it gets a little blue. At least for skeletons anyways. You know... as they tend to say nothing. Well, unless you count yer own, but that's not really the skeleton, so much as yer mouth (tongue, voice box, lips, etc.) Yer skeleton can't talk! But these ones can! Yes.



















Pretty creepy, eh? No? Oh well. I don't really care. It filled some time, and made good use out of some otherwise useless skeletons. Unless they try to take over the world... then they're fairly useful.