James F.W., Mat, Erin, Christine and Kristen's Adventures in Going to the Movies!

That's right, the first installment of the real life "adventures" went so well, it was decided to do a second (with plans for a third in the near future). As, I'm sure you can guess from the title of this adventure, this one centers around a bunch of us causing havoc whilest going to the movies. The film: "Bruce Almighty" All in all, not too bad a fliq. However, despite the title of this article, there are NO pictures of us at the movie theatre. Instead there are... well, you'll see. Enjoy the show!



yup, there we are, all meeting up outside the movie theatre around 6 or so (despite the fact that it was SUPPOSED to be 5:50... way to stick to schedules guys!) This si actually as close to the movies we get with this particular pictorial. Before the movies though, we needed to quench our hunger. And what did we use to get to the very close Pizza Delight?...



... our legs! That's right! For example, here's a picture of Mat's leg. Cool, huh? It even makes for a neato-kean splash page, wouldn't you agree?



Now that we were done walking to Pizza Delight, we were at Pizza Delight. And the main problem there, figuring out what to eat. It really was a long struggle (really, I'm not kidding... there was a great deal of debating), but it was hardest on Kristen (seen above). You see, despite what the picture says, Kristen is the fattest thing ever. Thus, she had to figure out how much of the menu she could actually get with her money. She ended up getting a special they called "the last 3 pages of the menu." Good choice.



Here' sme doing my "hey, how's it goin'?" pose. I'm sure it was found to be hilarious by all who saw it...



Yup. I guess I'm just one funny dude. I mean, just look at the laugh on that one!!

Actually, this is when I was threatening to stab Xtine in the face with a knife. Seriously, it is! She took it rather weird actually... she's a weird one... Oh well, it was her camera that was used, so she's still pretty cool. Good job Xtine!



Here's Kristen saying the words "Hot Top"... what else needs to be said?



I'm all like "Jesus! She just said 'Hot Top' and the words actually manifested right in front of her! That's friggin' crazy! How do ya suppose that happened? Do ya think I could do that?" etc. It's also known as "James Ponders our existence II".



This picture is just further evidence of Kristen's sheer girth. My point: no matter what you take a picture of (a nature scene, the moon, or even just yer pals sitting across from you) some part of Kristen is gonna make it into frame. She's just that fat.



Here's one fo the few instances of actual havoc. It's me getting all up in the faces of some cops who kept telling us to not stab people in the face with cutlery, and to settle our fat friend down. I was all like, "well, why don't you shut up?" And he was all like, "That's just stupid." So I then I was like, "Yer Stupid!" So then was all like, walking away. So then I was all like, "YER stupid!" Yeah... I told him.



This is all the food we ordered. Erin, Mat and Christine all shared a big thing of garlic fingers, Kristen got a "negasaurus chicken nugget thing" (I think she got it cuz she thought it would actually be the size of a dinosaur... cuz she's so fat!), and I got a 9" pizza with 3 different kinds of meat. To make up for the fact that 3 of them didn't kill anything to get their food. Fools.

Somewhere around here we went to see the movie. It was, as I mentioned above, not too bad. It had Steve Carrell of the Daily Show, so that really made it for me. Gotta love the fake news. After some careful deliberations after the film, we decided to loiter around for a while, then go to the "Cream Putt" - a place where none of us had been, and for some odd reason did not take any pictures at (way to go, Xtine!) So, that will be the only mention of it. Thank you. Continuing on!



This is the result of that "me getting all up in the cops' faces" picture. You can see me fleeing for my life, as I am being shot at. Man... I really gotta stop getting all up in cops' faces. They mean business, whereas I'm all about the idle threats. Man... I'm sure glad I, like Superman, can out run bullets. Good for me. Also seen in the picture is KFC. Mmmm... more dead food...


After the movie, we ran into friends of the girls, being Mattay and Eric. The decided to tag along for our adventures, and be in some pictures. See! It's true!



Now, the story behind this picture is, Mattay got a hold of the camera and said, "hey James, do the Superman thing with yer shirt!" I had no idea what he was talking about. "You know - the ripping thing!" I finally understood, and thus, there we have it. I'm Superman... if Superman were a Decepticon... which I am forced to believe he was. Wow... 2 Superman references in one article that shouldn't even mention him in any way... wild.



UPDATED PICTURE!!! - As you may have noticed, this picture was NOT a part of thsi article before. That is because it was not yet developed. However, now it is, so here it is, for all to see, in all it's glory. Anywho, this picture depicts one of the many hundreds of times that Erin has to call her mom on a daily basis. Also seen in the picture is the rest of us pestering her, as it is fairly fun.

That's all for our pictorial adventure... I wish it ended on a more exciting note actually. Oh well, nothing much can done about that. So, I guess I'll just sign off now as I *EXPLOSION!!!!!!*

Now THAT'S excitement!