Old-Man Clothes
People often ask me why I always dress like an old man (they really do, I'm not just making it up this time..). They say I wear old man pants, of course the hat, and "old-man sweaters" (which are called cardigans for godsake!).
The point of this little rant (asuming that there is one.), is that I am apauled that only old-men can dress that way! I mean... I didn't go out looking for "old-man" clothes... you can't go into Wal-Mart and search the "Old-Man Department" for "Old-Man Brand pants"!!! They're just comfortable dammit!
Ugh... this is probably the worst rant yet... just no real point to it... I'll just stop now... I'm probably just fueling Adrienne's mockign me for becoming an old-man. But, is that really such a bad thing? Some of my favorite people are/were old men. There... think about that one! Ha!